In the 60’s and 70’s I can still remember the telephone numbers I grew up with, and the phones themselves. Note to reader’s under 45, you’ll have to look up some of the terms I am about to use. The phones, each house had one, and it was wired into a box on the floor. No quick plug in, you had to call a repairman to come fix it if you tore it off the wall and threw it out a second story window because somebody drunk dialed you at 3:00 o’clock in the morning. Like my father did. The phone was fine, just a few scuff marks and the repairman rewired it without saying a word. Dad was running a print shop and pennysaver publication at the time and our number was 863-92-double oh.
Dad disliked telephones and telephone companies in general and our local telephone company, “Chenango and Unadilla" in particular. He wrote editorials in his paper about them, their cute logo, “C&U” or as he often referred to them as “Careless & Useless”. They never had enough operators on duty to suit him and one year in the late sixties installed a new switching system on a holiday weekend, just after the directories were published that changed everyone’s phone number. Customers were notified of their new numbers with the next month’s bill. For that month nobody in the area knew what their new phone number would be. Not only that, but you couldn’t call anyone because their number had changed. Dad managed to get his phone number by calling the president of the company whose number had mysteriously not changed. My favorite quote from Dad was;
The Telephone does not have
a constitutional right to be answered
Those of you who are vintage enough to remember live operators probably had to take a few days in school to learn telephone etiquette.
- If you call someone , let it ring 10 times, that gives them one minute to answer the call.
- If you have to yell for another person to come to the phone, cover the mouthpiece with your hand.
- When answering the phone, tell the caller the name of the household or business, and your name ie; “Smith residence, This is Tom”.
- Keep a pad and pen by the phone so you can write down messages.